Random Funny Quotes

[Maj]

Holy shit that last quote made me laugh out loud in real life. In real life!

Also i saw a funny signature quote on SRK today:

"Scissor is overpowered, Rock is fine" - Paper.

[Don Vecta]

"Scissor is overpowered, Rock is fine" - Paper.

I appropiate it now, lol!

[Mienaikage]

<bellreisa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZFKhbRulH4 this is the best sf4 match

My response to that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8SUlK_5OM

[Doopliss]

<bellreisa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZFKhbRulH4 this is the best sf4 match

My response to that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8SUlK_5OM

Mienaikage wins.

[Xenozip.]

[4/9-16:21] <Rithlii> make them catch on water
[4/9-16:21] <Rithlii> and i laff at u
[4/9-16:21] <Rithlii> cackle cackle bzzt

I'm posting this here now so I have it somewhere.

Fuck Avex.

[Smileymike101]

What service are you guys using to comunicate?I'm guessing not skype or yahoo messenger.

[Doopliss]

Windows live messenger.

[Xenozip.]

<zinac> design is still bad
<zinac> on viper
<zinac> cell phone is NOT a fighting style

[onReload]

[02:39] r0guey0shi: i wish i had the chat log
[02:39] r0guey0shi: mike watson said like 2 months ago
[02:40] r0guey0shi: sirlin went to court for some rape accusation or something like that
[02:40] r0guey0shi: but hes not listed as a sexual predator so i think he got aquitted
[02:40] onreload: hahaha
[02:40] onreload: my guess is
[02:40] onreload: Sirlin vs. Fans of Super Turbo
[02:40] onreload: Evidence A
[02:40] onreload: HDR

is that over the line?

[Xenozip.]

^ Awesome.

[8:39:19 PM] <mauve> fighters are hard
[8:39:29 PM] <DemonicTrilogy> I wish they weren't hard...
[8:39:35 PM] <DemonicTrilogy> It's like only old people can play them well...

[8:06:11 PM] <DemonicTrilogy> I like 1p
[8:06:19 PM] <DemonicTrilogy> makes it feel like I'm battling as the protagonist

[Xenozip.]

http://s289.photobucket.com/albums/ll20 ... CN5328.flv

I put this on youtube with a couple other random things, actually Random Stuff

[Maj]

Random indeed. Unlisted even? Didn't want to confuse your subscribers?

[Xenozip.]

Yeah unlisted like Seagulls and my art videos and my vacation videos.

[Maj]

So is there a legit way to land that helicopter? Seems like crashing into the ground is the only option, unless you're a certified aeronautical expert or something.

[Xenozip.]

Yeah, get the settings right, then it's pretty easy. The video was when they had the settings wrong, I recorded it then for comedic value. Watching them play with it when it was working properly was actually kinda boring compared to crashing it everywhere, lol.

[Xenozip.]

"Sticky Kitty!" .... "Awww it's so cute ~" -MikeZ

[Xenozip.]

"wen are u ppl goin to make a combo..,thats NOT on training mode...and ur ACTUALLY fightin the cpu...its a nice combo...but anyone cud do that in training" -chike04

[error1]

ya that's what we need, videos of people playing the cpu, the way the game is supposed to be played

[onReload]

now is the time to take one of your sf4 huge damage combos, beat out a few of the CPU attacks, then let the huge combo rip, so you end up with the fewest possible CPU actions. and then you title it "happy?"

nah, that's too much effort for one idiot.

[Xenozip.]

<SayaSP> http://i48.tinypic.com/25fm153.png
<SayaSP> word to ur family, gurrl

<JTG> makoto is only softening you up
<pockets_> what about the parts you can't see? hairy nipples outta nowhere
<Rithli> she's hiding nuts

^ Regarding Blazblue Makoto Nanaya

[7/9-21:07] <abbanyan> is that a worm on his head?
[7/9-21:08] <J-Boogie> That's not a combover
[7/9-21:08] <Xenozip> hair batto
[7/9-21:08] <J-Boogie> That's a wormover

^ Evo 2010 folks

> l2ampage: it's to covertly touch as many famous players' ass as possible
> l2ampage: so far I got 5
> l2ampage: in order of ass touching
> l2ampage: Gootecks, Valle, Kai, Floe, Mar
> l2ampage: grand prize is seth, dogface, or daigo
> l2ampage: my hand smells of famous ass

.... Evo 2010

[Xenozip.]

(3:24:46 PM) Sabator: do any sf games have chars that can lay traps
(3:24:58 PM) bellreisa: yeah, hugo

[error1]

doctrine dark, exprousion!
Rolento

can't think of anyone else off hand

[onReload]

(3:24:46 PM) Sabator: do any sf games have chars that can lay traps
(3:24:58 PM) bellreisa: yeah, hugo

GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNN she'sawomanidon'tcare

[Xenozip.]

[7/11-19:41] <Midiman> rage hug
[7/11-19:41] <erinerin> rage hug
[7/11-19:42] <Xenozip> i ... never thought i'd see a ... rage HUG
[7/11-19:42] <abba> pissed
[7/11-19:42] <Midiman> her face
[7/11-19:42] <Midiman> fucking pissed
[7/11-19:43] <Midiman> Kayane, K Groove
[7/11-19:43] <tenkai> anger makes you stronger
[7/11-19:43] <nonotan> she'd be good at iamp

[onReload]

Someone should really tell S-Kill that we can hear him ... 90% sure that right after the EVO/Godsgarden video, he goes "...yeah I could have definitely taken a leak." I can still hear him, but the SSF4 finals are about to start. I feel like I'm spying on him :

[Maj]

Are most of those quotes from the Evo stream? If so, you're a champ for following it long enough to get anything good out of it. I can only handle seven minutes - two minutes until i develop a headache and five minutes to realize it.

[Xenozip.]

Nah it was in IRC channels that were watching the stream. I blocked the streamchats immediately, I can't stand that much noise.

Oh and for those that missed the wormover: http://i28.tinypic.com/2ugylh5.jpg

[Xenozip.]

<sibladeko> i was asking mike z about it for skullgirls
<sibladeko> and he was like "capcom has a patent on 6 buttons lol so you can't have 6"

^ Well no friggin wonder "everything else" is 3/4/5 button. It's not just a doujin/anime thing. That actually pisses me off a little bit. I remember on the Evo stream Skisonic was asking why they couldn't do button setups during the loading screens in other games and the answer was because Namco patented that. God, patents are fucking shit up.

<nonotan> "if we did like an exhibition match or something, who would you want to fight?" "umehara" "ok, other than umehara, anyone else?" ".. .. ... not particularly"

^ After Sako vs Makoto this morning (SSF4 FT10 Cammy vs Claw), the stream people asked Sako who would he want to fight in an exhibition match, and that was his response. Golden.

<nonotan> "what do you think will be interesting to watch for in the finals?" tokido: "the process of sako figuring out mochi and seeing how long until he's destroying him" (slightly rephrased for effect)

[Xenozip.]

[7/20-16:00] <mauve> i imagine it's like I'M ONE OF THE FIVE PEOPEL WHO PLAY ADON AND I'M SO PROUD OF IT I'M GOING TO TALK CONSTANTLY
[7/20-16:00] <mauve> like dan mains
[7/20-16:01] <Rithli> it's like new yorkers that don't give a shit about baseball but will be ecstatic when the yankees win
[7/20-16:01] <Rithli> our team yay

[Xenozip.]

"I don't have Japanese commentary, I have talking shit and laughing at people." -kuma

^ He said that on a live stream. It actually reminded me how much I appreciate American commentary. Skisonic, dogface, J.Chen, and Bellreisa are gdlk on the mic.