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Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:23 am
by onReload
I have a friend who used to always go out in the rain, she's an interesting gal. I love the rain too, but it's too cold for me to stay out, so what I enjoy most is the feeling of getting out of the rain and taking a nap. That post-rain nap is the best shit ever.
but at least you guys don't have to deal with ball freezing weather, right? i mean i used to visit massachusetts in the winter and that was just masochistic...jersey/pennsylvania are kind of meh when it comes to weather.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:49 pm
by jchensor
Seriously? Dude, like, hail totally cramps my style, y'know? It totally, like, is scary and some stuff. I don't like getting pelted by ice coming from, like, the sky, okay? It's totally freaky!
Seriously, though, when you aren't used to that, and it starts hailing like mad, and it sounds like your car is getting damaged, it's pretty scary. Hahaha. The trick is, once you live out here, you really can't help but be like this. During lunch, while I was sitting indoors, people had their CAMCORDERS OUT recording the hail on the ground as if it were some alien force. No joke.
I still remember a conversation I had with Derek Daniels. One of my favorite stories to tell. This was when he lived in the midwest and we were chatting online.
"Man, it's cold today," I said.
"How cold is it?" asked Derek.
"It's like low 60's here!!" I responded.
"Right now, it's -11 with wind chill factor where I am," Derek said.
Hahahaha!! I felt kinda dumb. But even so, afterwards, Derek moved to Cali and one night said it was hella cold when it was only 60 degrees out. And since Justin moved here, he's complained about cold several times... having come from New York! Something about SoCal just... makes you prissy, I guess. Haha.
- James
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:12 pm
by Xenozip.
Yeah, I remember the first time I went to Florida it was Christmas/NewYears and on day-1 while I was there Weatherman on the news was like "Better get out your winter clothing, we have a cold front coming in! Lows of 60---"
I was like "what", standing there in shorts and a t-shirt, practically sweating.
And then on day-2 I discovered they play reggaeton and techno on both the radio and a couple TV stations. You do not get that around here.
But at the time I just felt sad more than anything else. I want to live in a place where the coldest it gets is 60 and people can speak more than one language fluently. Because seriously if you're in one layer of thin clothing for the winter and think it's cold out, then that's the kind of cold winter I want.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:17 pm
by Maj
Don't listen to them Eastcoasters, James. They don't know what it's like to have a pleasant rain story that ends in a Marvel joke. All their rain stories lead to someone getting mauled by a polar bear in the frozen tundras of New York or eaten by an anaconda in the quicksand swamps of Detroit.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:05 am
by onReload
Maj wrote:Don't listen to them Eastcoasters, James. They don't know what it's like to have a pleasant rain story that ends in a Marvel joke. All their rain stories lead to someone getting mauled by a polar bear in the frozen tundras of New York or eaten by an anaconda in the quicksand swamps of Detroit.
lol at all of that but mainly detroit as east coast
i'm from jersey. people think it's a giant piece of shit shaped like...new jersey
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:09 am
by CPS2
We get like 85-95 degrees, then thunderstorm the next day, sometimes both in one day, then a dust storm now and then -_-. Probably worse where DC is.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:59 am
by Dark_Chaotix
Hahaha
We are on cyclone alert first 4 months of the year. Just had one that kinda said "sup" then diced somewhere else. Even had heaps of rain and still be hot as?!? Yeah that what it is like sometimes where I live. No such things as spring or autumn, just wet and dry season.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:44 am
by Magnetro
onReload wrote:Maj wrote:Don't listen to them Eastcoasters, James. They don't know what it's like to have a pleasant rain story that ends in a Marvel joke. All their rain stories lead to someone getting mauled by a polar bear in the frozen tundras of New York or eaten by an anaconda in the quicksand swamps of Detroit.
lol at all of that but mainly detroit as east coast
i'm from jersey. people think it's a giant piece of shit shaped like...new jersey
Yes. WHY is Jersey the butt of every joke all the time?
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:09 pm
by Xenozip.
My friend took
this video on our way back from the grocery store.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:18 pm
by Maj
I like how he says "And there's a car" instead of "But there's a car" because i feel the car really adds to the scenery in an additive manner. Good writing, old chap.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:18 am
by ShinjiGohan
jchensor wrote:
Hahahaha!! I felt kinda dumb. But even so, afterwards, Derek moved to Cali and one night said it was hella cold when it was only 60 degrees out. And since Justin moved here, he's complained about cold several times... having come from New York! Something about SoCal just... makes you prissy, I guess. Haha.
- James
its sleeting here in chicago at about 25 degrees. For cali making you prissy, I don't think so. Your body probably just gets adjusted to the cold since theres a gradual progression. It isn't 80 degrees out one day and its snowing and hailing the next at minus 13 degrees. Though typically it tends to be warmer when it snows but I digress.
I remember 2 stories in college the first was in my sophmore year I had a roommate from miami lol, When it started getting colder like 50 degrees he's in full winter gear and I'm still in shorts. Later on that winter (after the worst of it was over and going from averaging 0 degrees back up to 50 degrees), now he's wearing shorts saying how he never felt that 50 degree weather would ever feel warm to him. until now.
2 years later I was walking to class in november, its probably 30-40 degrees and its like 300ft between my dorm room and the building that I had class so I just wore regular cloths (t-shirt and shorts), I caught wind of some prissy people laughing at my for wearing shorts in the "cold" weather, so to spite them I wore shorts all winter long. Eventually one of the journalists from the college newspaper had asked me why I wore shorts all the time. "For spite" was my answer IIRC.
however these days I seem to have a harder time adapting to the cold.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:31 am
by onReload
We're having a blizzard here. This would be cool for my Mass Effect progress, if I didn't just get glitched due to shitty collision detection, requiring me to forfeit some progress.
I wish I had something witty about weather adjustments - North Jersey to Philadelphia isn't much of a difference. It's a ton of snow vs. a fuckton of snow right now
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:01 pm
by Xenozip.
Yeah it's about 25°F and we're in about 25 inches of snow. Expecting to hit over 30 inches and drop to 7°F by tomorrow. Some places in Western Maryland are already in 40+ inches. Should be interesting, repeat of what happened on Christmas. Prolly make a video of it this time since I kinda slacked off on that last time.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:00 pm
by Xenozip.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:36 pm
by Doopliss
Roofs are falling in here in sweden because of all the snow.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:47 pm
by Xenozip.
ttp://i48.tinypic.com/2cp3nrb.jpg
Ok this is a little odd. Why is Pedo bear there, lol.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:36 am
by onReload
"and another thing why dont they give gief some combo's that are useful and not make a cheezeball character,i say make his bearhug extremely fast with invurnability like al frado's tosta run or wutever u call it and lower the damage he gives"
--from the Zangief Wish-list thread on SRK
al frado's tosta run is now my favorite phrase
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:01 am
by Xenozip.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:18 am
by Xenozip.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:33 pm
by Xenozip.
IRC wrote:[2/12-16:20] <Rithli> button labels need to be more interesting
[2/12-16:20] <Rithli> like
[2/12-16:20] <Rithli> food names
[2/12-16:20] <Xenozip> 2pizza
[2/12-16:20] <Rithli> bnbs would like
[2/12-16:20] <Rithli> 2pancake x 3, waffle, burger 236 waffleburger
[2/12-16:21] <Xenozip> i mash 2pizza
[2/12-16:21] <Xenozip> c.bread xx ex-butter
[2/12-16:21] <Rithli> yeah for tech hit i go from bacon to pancake and then strum towards waffle burger and then end with hotdog
[2/12-16:22] <Xenozip> c.bacon is OP
[2/12-16:23] <Rithli> dash waffle gives me frame advantage
[2/12-16:24] <bellreisa> +waffle on block
[2/12-16:24] <Rithli> 2aaaaaaabcdefghijklajsdiofjoaisjpdofjaisjdofjaio89378908943084903
[2/12-16:24] <Xenozip> i do wakeup scrambled eggs but you baited it with whiffed tofu
[2/12-16:24] <bellreisa> ex huevos rancheros
[2/12-16:25] <Rithli> have to block cilantro high buddy
[2/12-16:25] <Xenozip> i grab you with hotdog paella
[2/12-16:26] <Rithli> charged sausage is unblockable
[2/12-16:26] <Rithli> etc fuck i'm hungry
[2/12-16:27] <Rithli> oh my god we can watch ourselves
[2/12-16:27] <sibladeko> what would you call a burst
[2/12-16:27] <Protein> so, would the magic chain be burger, fries, and a drink?
[2/12-16:27] <Protein> for number 1 combo?
[2/12-16:28] <Saya> sibla: diet
[2/12-16:29] <sibladeko> rithli baits the diet with slow cooking combo
[2/12-16:30] <Saya> mcgriddle beats diet clean
Ah, I love that channel. All we talk about is food and video games.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:05 am
by Xenozip.
Old #MeltyBlood wrote:<bellreisa> this match ended up in a double KO
<bellreisa> that's so fucking appropriate for CFJ
<bellreisa> EVERYBODY LOSES
<Kumubou> now that sounds like good times. PKing in a MMO dating sim.
<linalys> I slapped Man-Faye's ass
22:30 < ikusat> let's go commission manfaye
22:30 < ikusat> shit, i'd throw in 300 bucks for that
22:30 < ikusat> see how much you like chun li after she gets manfayed
22:31 <@bellreisa> Using "manfayed" as a verb much like one would with "assraped" or "bukkaked upon".
02:25 <@ikusat> :V
02:26 <@bellreisa> NO U
02:26 <@ikusat> NO U
02:27 <@bellreisa> U ON
02:27 <@ikusat> Well, I see your point, but I'll have to respectfully NO U
02:30 <@bellreisa> My dear sir, perhaps you fail to understand. It stands to reason that U R FAG0RT
02:31 <@ikusat> While I see how you might have have come to that conclusion, you forgot that EAT SHIT COCKBITE
02:31 <@bellreisa> Ah, but this is where you are wrong, because SUCK RANCID DONKEYDICK ASSBUTT
02:35 <@ikusat> If you just back up a few steps, and then take a look at the big picture again, then maybe DROWN IN YOUR DIARRHEA SHITLICKING FUCKFAGGOT
02:37 <@bellreisa> I must disagree. It is *you* who cannot see the big picture, as you must be willfully blinded by COPIOUS BUKKAKE IN YOUR EYE
02:37 <@ikusat> NO U
<Kilvear> NO YOU!
<Kilvear> yes
<ikusat> kil, you did it all wrong
<ikusat> it's NO U
<Kilvear> crap
<ikusat> if you spell out the you, it totally fucks up the effect
<ikusat> it's like saying
<Kilvear> i'm screwing up daily
<ikusat> fuck off, go die you little dick motherfucking faggot. please?
<COLONVEE> Back when 2I was around
<COLONVEE> Most people were still trying to get over the "lol low-parry everything" syndrome from 2I
<COLONVEE> er, NG
<COLONVEE> And when 2I came out they were like
<COLONVEE> "Urien wtf"
<COLONVEE> And when 3S came out everybody was all
<COLONVEE> "LAWL THIRD STRIKE THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT CAPCOM"
<COLONVEE> 5 years later
<COLONVEE> "OSHI CHECK OUT TORONTO AND JAPAN THEY ARE TOTALLY AWESOME IN 3S"
<COLONVEE> Then Evo 2k2 happened and now America's all "3S FUCKYEAH"
I can't believe these quotes are still around. But, cross-posting just in case they ever do get lost in the sands of time.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:03 pm
by Xenozip.
IRC wrote:[2/18-17:56] <bellreisa> that sentence is like the most massive tumorfuck of poverty i've ever seen
[2/18-17:56] <bellreisa> wii homebrew hamachi ggxxac+ online
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:05 pm
by Xenozip.
[16:32] <jwonggg> is this sailormmon strats?
[16:57] <jwonggg> magical drop 3 for the wii
[16:57] <jwonggg> omg im quitting sf4
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:02 am
by Maj
Taxonomy wrote:Maj: one of my favorite things about the way this whole community is set up is how we all use nicknames
Maj: cuz i really enjoy the anonymity aspect of it
Maj: i remember like
Maj: when were doing the CFJ guide
Maj: i considered asking them to put "Maj" on the cover instead of my real name
Maj: but i never asked cuz that would never fly
jchensor: Hahaha.
jchensor: Well, everyone calls me "James Chen" when they see me.
jchensor: So I'm even more doubly screwed, because they know my last name too!
Maj: dude i try to call you jchensor on forums
Maj: but i have to admit
Maj: it's hard
jchensor: lol
Maj: i'm usually like "James Che charge backspace, neutral, jchensor"
"Maj is a keyboard player??"
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:42 am
by Xenozip.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:21 am
by error1
all I can think of is how much better that match will be once guile can
flash kick, fadc, put on sunglasses
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:54 am
by Xenozip.
IRC wrote:<J-Boogie> I can only hope one of his win quotes is 'That fight ended... faster than the speed of sound. (YEEEEEEEEAH!)'
<J-Boogie> Also I've heard one of Cody's winquotes is 'Come on, you can't give it up! You've got to go for it, man!' and I hope it's true.
<J-Boogie> The flowchart winquote was enough to get 40 bucks from me. That Cody winquote will win them my eternal gratitude.
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:59 am
by onReload
lol'd but who is the first one supposed to be
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:06 am
by Xenozip.
Oh come on, faster than the speed of sound, really?
(csi guile)
Re: Random Funny Quotes
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:04 am
by Xenozip.
[4/6-01:37] <tenkai> I think guile should have
[4/6-01:37] <tenkai> EX Sunglasses
[4/6-01:38] <setrajonas> lol tenkai
[4/6-01:38] <setrajonas> ex sunglasses
[4/6-01:38] <setrajonas> ex YEAAAAAAAA
[4/6-01:38] <Xenozip> tenkai, that would upgrade them from SHADES OF GLORY to the ex SHADES OF PATRIOTIC GLORY
[4/6-01:38] <Xenozip> which would mean they would have red white blue instead of grey
[4/6-01:42] <setrajonas> honestly how do you mess up guile
[4/6-01:42] <Pfhor> you make a character that can beat him in a fireball war
[4/6-01:42] <Pfhor> IE sagat
[4/6-01:42] <Greats> be capcom
[4/6-01:42] <Xenozip> make him like remy?
[4/6-01:44] <setrajonas> sunglasses should be a charging move
[4/6-01:44] <setrajonas> like when you use sunglasses 4 times
[4/6-01:44] <setrajonas> he powers up
[4/6-01:44] <tenkai> sunglasses should be part of his ultra
[4/6-01:44] <tenkai> like in u1
[4/6-01:44] <tenkai> before his last STRIKE
[4/6-01:44] <tenkai> he puts on his glasses
[4/6-01:44] <Xenozip> no
[4/6-01:44] <Xenozip> its like we said
[4/6-01:44] <Xenozip> if you do glasses, last hit of flashkick ultra should be backbreaker airthrow
[4/6-01:45] <mauve> it doesn't matter, sunglasses is already the best move in the entire game
[4/6-01:45] <mauve> why buff it more
<JeffM> if they ever made an arcade version, they should make it so if you're guile and you do the glasses move your screen gets tinted