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regarding claw
[1/16-04:28] <DS893> best walldive is the one that dives forever

regarding ST
[1/16-04:33] <DS893> japan just learns their chars. america goes for that tier list
[1/16-04:33] <DS893> WHERE IS IT
[1/16-04:33] <DS893> WHERE'S THE TIER LIST?!
[1/16-04:33] <DS893> then when they lose, the tear list happens

[1/16-04:34] <bellreisa> when i watched nerina play jiyuna in a hotel room
[1/16-04:34] <bellreisa> and nerina is a jp melty player who's had to put up with american style for like a year
[1/16-04:35] <bellreisa> while trying to improve and stay japanese
[1/16-04:35] <bellreisa> so he finally gets tired of it and while jiyuna is rushing him down
[1/16-04:35] <bellreisa> nerina screams out "WAKEUP DP, NIGGA" and does wakeup ex bloodwall on jiyuna
[1/16-04:35] <bellreisa> and jiyuna's just kinda flabbergasted
[1/16-04:35] <asdf> did it work
[1/16-04:35] <bellreisa> it worked
[1/16-04:36] <bellreisa> because jiyuna thought nerina was too japanese to ever do wakeup dp
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Haha those are awesome.

Man i can't wait until someone finally discovers the Japanese equivalent of GameFAQs so all these dumb myths about there being no annoying disaster prone scrubs in Japan can die a slow agonizing death while i watch blinklessly.
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Oh god, I was watching another commentated StarCraft match, and some of the post-match random commentary chatter just had me in tears from laughing.

Tasteless: "What are you gunna do for Chinese New Years?"
SuperDanielMan "I might go fishing, Nick"
Tasteless: "I'm gunna go clubbing"
... [chatter] ...
SuperDanielMan: "Well I don't eat the fish"
Tasteless: "You don't eat the fish?"
SuperDanielMan: "No"
Tasteless: "You just catch them, and then let them go?"
SuperDanielMan: "Yeah.. I just want the fish to be late for something"

Hahahahaha. It's so surreal, they watched some of the best players in the world go through insane matches, and then crack random jokes like that. Too good. I wish some one had said something like that on camera right after Wong vs Daigo. So from left field. Talk about a perfect tension breaker.
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Forum Abuse wrote:Maj: man it's way too easy to get sucked into gamefaqs discussions
omni: really
omni: somehow i don't believe you
Maj: i'm always like
Maj: holy shit, i can answer all of these questions!
Maj: i could be like a god to these people!!
Maj: then an hour goes by and i'm forced to arrive at the realization that i've spent an hour on the gamefaqs street fighter four xbox360 board
Maj: and suddenly my triumph turns to unilateral shame
omni: you don't even play sf4
Maj: exactly, which makes the temporary feeling of empowerment even more empowering
Maj: (temporarily)
I feel like Edward Norton sneaking into support groups for illnesses i don't have.

Promising Business Ventures wrote:MrWizard: did you buy a 2nd Xbox?
MrWizard: its patch night for STHD!
Maj: no, haha
Maj: my plan is to never play STHD online again
MrWizard: nice plan
MrWizard: lol
Maj: to be honest my brother is the only one who plays
Maj: and he only plays SF4 now
MrWizard: SF4 taking over
MrWizard: it single handlely killed 3S
MrWizard: MvC2
MrWizard: and STHD
MrWizard: lol
Maj: yeah hahaha
Maj: i think MvC2 will survive
Maj: i think 3S is gone
Maj: STHD is a coin flip
Maj: then
Maj: from the ashes of MvC2STHD3S
Maj: CvS2 shall be reborn anew!!
MrWizard: wow
MrWizard: can i smoke some of your shit?
MrWizard: must be really good!
Maj: hahaha
Maj: "1 hour of playtime with SF greats such as Alex Valle, Ed Ma, Gootecks, Mike Ross, and Justin Wong!"
Maj: what the fuck?
Maj: haha
Maj: man, we could make a business out of that
Maj: sell 1 hour of play time with all these fools
Maj: and not even tell them
Maj: just be like "hey alex this is my friend john. i hope you don't mind that i brought him along. he plays soul calibur 3. you have that game right?"
MrWizard: lol
Referring to the Super Battle Opera 09 announcement on SRK.
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Chat wrote: Xenozip: you know
Xenozip: i just realized capcom has unintentionally made almost every sf4 player into a combo video author
Xenozip: everyone who goes through the trials has now felt my pain
-: HAHAHA
-: aww
Xenozip: this is what did it
-: but you did it FIRST 3:
Xenozip:
IRC wrote: <Godsh0t> don't you love stepping away from the challenge for 5 seconds
<Godsh0t> then completing it first try when you get back
<xenozip> yeah thats the story of like every combo movie ever
Xenozip: and then it hit me
Xenozip: YOU HAVE ALL SUFFERED AS I HAVE SUFFERED
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So true.
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Found this in an old PM as i was cleaning out my SRK inbox. Guess i had tried to talk to Kuni on IRC way back in the day, and got this automatic response:
Kuni-bot wrote:<Kuni> Your message was blocked due to spam detection. —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Kuni> Further more... Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
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Maj wrote:Found this in an old PM as i was cleaning out my SRK inbox. Guess i had tried to talk to Kuni on IRC way back in the day, and got this automatic response:
Kuni-bot wrote:<Kuni> Your message was blocked due to spam detection. —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Kuni> Further more... Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
LOL, Kuni the Japanese beastly Gief player?
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Yup, the one and only. I can't even guess what he was doing on IRC but whatever it was, i'm sure he was taking care of bidness.
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Once again japanese people prove to be funnier than they look. I was talking to joo about fixing psn/360 marvel and he asked if he could help in any way but that he had to sleep soon.
8/22/2009 9:31:59 AM クソ! you must sleep now?
8/22/2009 9:32:04 AM In Fuckin Chubou yes
8/22/2009 9:32:04 AM クソ! I ask tomorrow
8/22/2009 9:32:10 AM クソ! But thank you
8/22/2009 9:32:27 AM In Fuckin Chubou I know good word
8/22/2009 9:32:34 AM In Fuckin Chubou yes we can
8/22/2009 9:33:29 AM In Fuckin Chubou クソ! I sleep
8/22/2009 9:33:39 AM クソ! good word
8/22/2009 9:33:40 AM クソ! bye
8/22/2009 9:33:46 AM In Fuckin Chubou bye
Of course I was flipping out laughing but I didn't say anything.
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Magnetro wrote:Once again japanese people prove to be funnier than they look. I was talking to joo about fixing psn/360 marvel and he asked if he could any way he could but that he had to sleep:
8/22/2009 9:31:59 AM クソ! you must sleep now?
8/22/2009 9:32:04 AM In Fuckin Chubou yes
8/22/2009 9:32:04 AM クソ! I ask tomorrow
8/22/2009 9:32:10 AM クソ! But thank you
8/22/2009 9:32:27 AM In Fuckin Chubou I know good word
8/22/2009 9:32:34 AM In Fuckin Chubou yes we can
8/22/2009 9:33:29 AM In Fuckin Chubou クソ! I sleep
8/22/2009 9:33:39 AM クソ! good word
8/22/2009 9:33:40 AM クソ! bye
8/22/2009 9:33:46 AM In Fuckin Chubou bye
Of course I was flipping out laughing but I didn't say anything.
lol yes. what chat client do you use to talk with japanese people?
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onReload wrote:
Magnetro wrote:Once again japanese people prove to be funnier than they look. I was talking to joo about fixing psn/360 marvel and he asked if he could any way he could but that he had to sleep:
8/22/2009 9:31:59 AM クソ! you must sleep now?
8/22/2009 9:32:04 AM In Fuckin Chubou yes
8/22/2009 9:32:04 AM クソ! I ask tomorrow
8/22/2009 9:32:10 AM クソ! But thank you
8/22/2009 9:32:27 AM In Fuckin Chubou I know good word
8/22/2009 9:32:34 AM In Fuckin Chubou yes we can
8/22/2009 9:33:29 AM In Fuckin Chubou クソ! I sleep
8/22/2009 9:33:39 AM クソ! good word
8/22/2009 9:33:40 AM クソ! bye
8/22/2009 9:33:46 AM In Fuckin Chubou bye
Of course I was flipping out laughing but I didn't say anything.
lol yes. what chat client do you use to talk with japanese people?
MSN. Everyone of them use MSN for some reason. Maybe because it supports doodling which can be useful when communicating.
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Magnetro wrote: MSN. Everyone of them use MSN for some reason. Maybe because it supports doodling which can be useful when communicating.
I think it's just more international. My girlfriend talks to people in Europe (different board) and they all use it.

Remember ICQ? Jesus what a piece of shit.
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Haha, the quote quoting is getting a little excessive guys. I dunno, it doesn't seem necessary if you're responding to the post directly above you, unless you're quoting a snippet for emphasis or something.
Expired Statute of Limitations wrote:Maj: http://combovid.com/forums/viewtopic.ph ... 5485#p5485
jchensor: Hahahaha.
jchensor: I read this:
jchensor: "description: jchensor's blog shares what it's like to get burned out at Evolution every single year"
jchensor: And I laughed out loud at work.
jchensor: Thanks.
jchensor: Tommy Ho gave me a hard time for no updates to the Lakers Blog!
jchensor: So now I gotta update that, too.
Maj: haha
jchensor: Sad part is...
jchensor: I have an entire article written for my own blog.
jchensor: I just haven't posted it.
jchensor: I've had it for months already.
Maj: hahaha
jchensor: But it's a series.
Maj: i liked what you've got on your blog now
jchensor: So I know if I write the first article.
jchensor: I will have to write more.
jchensor: Otherwise...
jchensor: I start one post...
jchensor: And say, "UP NEXT!"
jchensor: And next never happens.
Maj: hahaha
jchensor: And I'm planning on tackling hellllla controversial topic. lol
jchensor: Which is why I'm kinda scared of starting it.
jchensor: Well, controversial whenit comes to games.
Maj: 'bout what?
jchensor: Are games art?
jchensor: I was even thinking of using "Art is Hard" as a title of one article. lol
Maj: haha
Maj: which way are you leaning?
jchensor: Hells yeah, they are art.
jchensor: Hahaha.
jchensor: Not a doubt in my mind.
jchensor: I just don't think they are quite there yet.
jchensor: To be truthful.
jchensor: But they can easily BE art.
jchensor: And there are a few games that qualify, IMO, already.
jchensor: Probably not the ones people typically mention, thanks to what my definition of what makes a game art is.
Maj: http://most-expensive.net/chess-set
jchensor: That's really nice. I'm gonna see if I can buy it tomorrow.
Maj: games as art : )
jchensor: Hahaha. Exactly.
Maj: though i'm sure you could find a better example
Maj: something with a little more history than 2005
jchensor: Haha.
jchensor: Well, that is different.
jchensor: That's like making a crystaline version of a 360.
jchensor: Not really what I think of as games as art. ^_^
jchensor: More like movies as art.
jchensor: You know?
jchensor: How Ebert said games can never be considered art.
Maj: haha diamond-studded genesis sf2ce cart
jchensor: That would be pretty swanky.
Maj: with a gold chain
Maj: so i can wear it on my neck
jchensor: lolol
jchensor: Dude.,
jchensor: That would be SO bomb to wear at Evo.
Maj: hahahaha posting this on sh/f as soon as you publish your article
jchensor: Hahahaha.
jchensor: Which means you will never post it.
jchensor: lol
jchensor: No, I'm kidding.
jchensor: I'll get to it at some point.
Umm yeahhh, not that i don't believe in James Chen, but that conversation took place in January.
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Hahaha, good stuff. The only reason that's funny is because of the date. I love how you have stuff planned out this far ahead.
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We had this conversation today after watching a combo video released by Nomura a few years back.
Unruly Combos wrote:Maj: have you seen this?
Maj: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW-wE7zISNw
omni: oh snap
omni: turning the sound off
Maj: why?
omni: hurts my ears
Maj: oh
Maj: didn't even notice
Maj: combo videos usually have terrible music
omni: haha
omni: this guy has totally gone to the tzw school of combo making
Maj: you don't even know
Maj: this shit was distributed on the japanese version of napster
Maj: no websites or anything
omni: really? haha
omni: theres one guile combo i like
omni: blah blah far standing short, kara jump rh
Maj: yeah the guile stuff is alright
Maj: i like it when guile or shotos do cps1 chain into low strong, then link something afterwards
Maj: it always has a dope rhythm
omni: haha
omni: guile ground throw section!
Maj: i made a combo like that too
Maj: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyl6iUrU6qI#t=7m53s
omni: ahh
Maj: i like his one o.chun combo too
Maj: low forward, standing fierce xx fireball
omni: haha i saw that one also
Maj: that shit looks hella cheap for some reason
Maj: like you shouldn't be allowed to link after low forward unless it's meaty
Maj: bully combos
Maj: not to mention cancelling standing fierce
omni: far fierce even!
Maj: yeah, no respect for the law
omni: thats why sirlin got rid of old chars
Maj: hahahahahaha
Sirlin is the Judge Dredd of Street Fighter combos.
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gonzoraveneo (12:26:12 AM): you like sf4?
ShinjiGohan (12:26:31 AM): haven't played it too much, its ok I guess
gonzoraveneo (12:26:52 AM): sf4 was done before
gonzoraveneo (12:27:15 AM): it was called sfex2+
gonzoraveneo (12:27:18 AM): lol
ShinjiGohan (12:27:49 AM): lol, its an Ex2+ and EX3 hybrid
gonzoraveneo (12:28:07 AM): they just dont know
ShinjiGohan (12:28:45 AM): lol, I should make a shirt that says that with pictures of EX2+ and EX3 = SF4 with TJDK below it
gonzoraveneo (12:29:42 AM): thats a good idea
gonzoraveneo (12:30:41 AM): the unblockable is the focus
ShinjiGohan (12:31:12 AM): and able to cancel out of normals and specials with it is like the cancel break in EX2+ or momentary in EX3
ShinjiGohan (12:31:35 AM): then dashing from it into another special is momentaries from EX3
gonzoraveneo (12:31:46 AM): lol
gonzoraveneo (12:33:00 AM): v rosso would ve been god tier in sf4
ShinjiGohan (12:34:18 AM): thats why ono didn't get any EX characters. They'd run the train in SF4 lol
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The Streets wrote:omni: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkNpV06avE
omni: you should do this
omni: raps about guile for guile combo videos
Maj: haha this a combo video?
Maj: i'd try it but i've got a blog to update now
Maj: http://sonichurricane.com
Maj: also i don't have rhymes
omni: no rhymes no click
Maj: that's tough but fair
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<sibladeko> 2a -> tager loses
<ZomB> almost as good as 5a -> mindgames
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Found a handful of old chat logs, mostly from #capcom. I'd forgotten how much fun IRC used to be, but definitely haven't forgotten how lame it can be.
Initial CvS2 Button Analysis wrote:<ruin-> k groove is wack
<ruin-> u get rewarded for geting hit
<shady> i know
<ruin-> hey look
<ruin-> i got 5 lvl3s
<ruin-> that are super strong
<ruin-> and i jd like 1 thing
<insanelee> .. .
<ruin-> skill baby
<shady> that do 70%
<insanelee> c groove you get crazy meter for blockin
<ruin-> yea
<ruin-> and they jd like 1 thing
<ruin-> c groove aint that bad though
<shady> cvs2 is retarded ok
<ruin-> u dont build like 5 lvl 3s
<shady> the whole game
<ruin-> yup
<ruin-> c.fierce
*** shady changes topic to '#cvs2isretarded'
<shady> i wouldnt mind if it was retarded in a fun way
<shady> like mvc2
<ruin-> yap
<Pryde> hahaha
<Pryde> yeah
<Maj> capcom can't get lucky every time
<ruin-> MvC2 is like hey look 100 percent dhc i lost
<ruin-> but still it was fun
<ruin-> :)
<shady> ahaha
<ruin-> cvs2 its i ate 9 c.fierces
<ruin-> FUCK U!!!!!!!!
<shady> yeah
* shady throws the mas stick at ruin's head
<shady> hahaha
* ruin- falls over
<Maj> you need to block more
<ruin-> i cant block shit
<ruin-> :(
<Maj> well, learn it fool
<Maj> and start with k groove
<ruin-> i think apoc is going to next shgl tourney
<ruin-> fear
<Maj> cuz if you block at last second
<ruin-> =
<Maj> you get hella glittery
<ruin-> haha
<Maj> plus with k
<Maj> blocking is generally optional
<ruin-> not with k
<ruin-> u wanna get hit
<shady> haha
<shady> yeah
<shady> gimme that lvl 3 foo
<ruin-> mvc2 if u hit me 4 times
<ruin-> and i got lvl 3
<ruin-> ohh yea
<shady> haha
<ruin-> i would play cable k groove
<ruin-> SUP!
<Maj> why? you'd still lose
<ruin-> duh
<Maj> standing fierce is un-ahvb-able
<ruin-> dam
<ruin-> thats wack
<ruin-> ill bas combo it
<ruin-> ^_^
<Maj> standing fierce outlasts the invincibility for like all lvl1 supers
<Maj> a good deal of lvl2's too
<Maj> haha, game's tight
<ruin-> its too fun
<ruin-> why did they put 6 buttons if u only need one
<Maj> it's baiting
<Maj> see cuz
<ruin-> hah
<Maj> if the other guy is only using fierce
<ruin-> baiting
<ruin-> hah
<Maj> you can use standing short
<Maj> to bait him
<Maj> into hitting you
<Maj> so you can get more k meter
<Maj> and super him back!
<ruin-> dam
<ruin-> i see that now!
<ruin-> =)
Boredom and Stupidity wrote:<KittyPIE> i can't sleep on my stomach
<CrackPr0n> XD
<KittyPIE> =(
<LawdSLEEP> wtf
<LawdSLEEP> thi whats wrong?
<KittyPIE> nothing
<KittyPIE> just re-peirced belly
<LawdSLEEP> ahhh
<KittyPIE> it hurts more than the first time!!!
<KittyPIE> i actually bleed when i got it re-peirced
<KittyPIE> so that was kinda freaky
<KittyPIE> the first time wasn't like that
<LawdSLEEP> :
<KittyPIE> i was like
<KittyPIE> "is that much blood supposed to be oozing out?"
<KittyPIE> the guy was like..it's ok...just hold the napkin there for a little while
<Maj> um ... why do you wanna keep putting holes in yourself?
<KittyPIE> keep?
<Arlieth> man, bellybutton piercing is the most dangerous
<KittyPIE> my ears aren't even peirced
<KittyPIE> all that bacteria and dirt
<Arlieth> 'cause if it gets infected you'll get sepsis in your gut
<KittyPIE> i thought the tongue was most danderous
<Maj> re = keep
<KittyPIE> oh
<KittyPIE> cuz it was free maj
<KittyPIE> =)
<KittyPIE> and i was bored
<Maj> haha
<KittyPIE> boredom is the root of stupidity
<Maj> well at least you're smart about it
<KittyPIE> not really
<Maj> hm
* KittyPIE has three cig burn on her back cuz she was BORED
<Maj> well at least you're witty about it
<Maj> and that's what really counts in chat
<KittyPIE> lol
<KittyPIE> yeah.. that's what counts online
<CrackPr0n> hahahahha
Killer Footsies wrote:<C_dub> i only like jagos song
<C_dub> i like his song on ki 2 too
<C_dub> aw whack i dled some whackass club mix
<C_dub> and orchid is singing
<Maj> jago is tight!
<Maj> jago was my character
<C_dub> yea he is
<C_dub> ki has good character design
<Maj> i liked mashing the top buttons
<Maj> that owned a lot of people
<Maj> but some people knew about that trick
<Maj> so i mashed the bottom buttons
<Maj> FOOTSIES!!
Poor Attendance Is Detrimental wrote:<JackDaFob> when is ur spring break?
<waterf0b> pretty soon
<waterf0b> i forget
<JackDaFob> let's kick it
<JackDaFob> in norcal
<waterf0b> dunno
<waterf0b> norcal is far
<Majestros> i can't wait till my spring break
<MrWizard> wtf maj
<MrWizard> you dont even go to school
<Majestros> Wizard: i know :( i need to find out when my spring break is ... i hope it hasn't passed already :(
<JackDaFob> hahaha
*** JackDaFob changes topic to '<Majestros> Wizard: i know :( i need to find out when my spring break is ... i hope it hasn't passed already :('
<Majestros> sup Jack
<JackDaFob> hi
<JackDaFob> this quote is just funny
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IRC wrote:<SayaSP> i like beef jerky
<Xenozip> in soviet russia, zangief eats beef jerky
<SayaSP> gief jerky
<Xenozip> dragon PUNCH energy drink
<SayaSP> crazy buffalo wings
<Xenozip> fried chicken block
<Xenozip> rolento-s, the freshmaker
<SayaSP> low fat yogurt flame
<Xenozip> would you like hooligan combination meal
<bellreisa> mccammy with fries
<Xenozip> i guess you'd have to speak spanish to get any hugo puns
<Xenozip> talkin bout my pimp hugo, oooo hooo hooo
<SayaSP> knee press nightmarinated
<Baco> pffft
<SayaSP> what is guile
<Irysa> a miserable pile of somersault
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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

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Xenozip. wrote:
bash.org wrote:<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
This has been my favorite internet quote for something like 7 years.
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SoCal Marvel Weather wrote:Maj: i had something to ask you but i hella forgot what it was
jchensor: lol
jchensor: Nice.
Maj: so uh
Maj: how about that weather?
jchensor: Man.
jchensor: I just went out to lunch.
jchensor: And got HAMMERED by hail.
jchensor: The whole ground was turning white from so much hail.
jchensor: It was scary.
Maj: haha awesome
Maj: now you know how sentinel feels
jchensor: lol
Maj: ... assuming sentinel feels
jchensor: That... was a pretty damn awesome response.
jchensor: I almost have to put that on my Facebook now.
jchensor: "Now I know how Sentinel feels. I just got pelted by a ton of hail."
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I never really realized how prissy the west coast was till I saw this. Yeah I seen some shit before, even been to cali a few times, but this..

I dunno, I live on the east coast. And I already know EC storms ain't shit to the midwest. Midwest is for real. So yeah, I can't really relate to "omg hail... HAIL! There is SHIT falling from the sky in sunny California!?!". Because hail to me is like "oh, cool, again?". And yeah it rains here in the spring and fall regularly. And winds get high enough that they fuck with your car while you are driving occasionally -- like in the past decade there's been many times where you are driving down the road and wind takes you nearly into the other lane. High winds from time to time is just a thing. And all of that is seriously nothing to the midwest and north.

y'all been acting like it's an amazing phenomenon in the west coast, so it's hard for me not to point and snicker, it just seems so prissy. It's like anyone else pointing and laughing at a basement-hugging weaboo-hikikomori, like failed-to-launch attic-troll.

I'm not trying to dog anyone here. Can't help but point and laugh though! Bahahahaha. If you told me to my face "this is some wild shit" I would look you back in the eye and straight up say "what?"

If anything you should be thinking that it's cool that we get it all the time, because in a way it is (inconvenient though it may be, still cool).
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Every time it starts raining i go outside until it stops or until i get sick. Last few days have been heaven.
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Maj wrote:
SoCal Marvel Weather wrote:Maj: i had something to ask you but i hella forgot what it was
jchensor: lol
jchensor: Nice.
Maj: so uh
Maj: how about that weather?
jchensor: Man.
jchensor: I just went out to lunch.
jchensor: And got HAMMERED by hail.
jchensor: The whole ground was turning white from so much hail.
jchensor: It was scary.
Maj: haha awesome
Maj: now you know how sentinel feels
jchensor: lol
Maj: ... assuming sentinel feels
jchensor: That... was a pretty damn awesome response.
jchensor: I almost have to put that on my Facebook now.
jchensor: "Now I know how Sentinel feels. I just got pelted by a ton of hail."
: )
Haha, that was a funny response to his hail comment. +rep
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Maj wrote:Every time it starts raining i go outside until it stops or until i get sick. Last few days have been heaven.
what the why
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I can't express in words how much i love rain.

Btw the whole "team news coverage of rain" joke has nothing to do with Californians being afraid of air water. The reason it's a big deal is because most of our homes and roads aren't designed/maintained to handle three straight days of rain. Everything floods and leaks, and it would be a waste of resources to do anything drastic about it because it only happens once or twice a year. We have other priorities to worry about, like the fucking ground moving.
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