(But please don't make obscene requests, like "Translate joo's MvC2 site!!" Try to keep it under a few paragraphs.)
If you don't believe me how amazingly horribly awful translation software is, peep this:
おっす。元気? = Hey, how are you?
A very simple, very common Japanese sentence. Yet most translation software will translate it as: "The [tsu] it does. Vigor?"
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