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[Xenozip.]

<Xenozip> omg i had a horrible idea
<Ink> Is it a butt
<Lokanas> You're a butt
<TS|Saotome> your face is a butt
<Lokanas> How dare you
<Lokanas> Let's fight

<Rithli> if i die i want to donate my body to blitztank research
<Rithli> i want my license to say "blitztank donor"
<Rithli> in my death i will have super armor
<Rithli> i will live on in poverty

<Rithli> i need a captain commando assist in real life

<rithli> let's play again sometime saviormeister :)
<rithli> i will practice
<SaviorMeister> kk
<SaviorMeister> moremore more more more more
<SaviorMeister> practice hard !!!

More. MORE.

[Maj]

Maj: do you ever go to any of valle's things?
omni: went to the first one when it moved to 5 minutes from my house
omni: decided i really don't like going to a casino in the ghetto
omni: and haven't been back
Maj: haha nice
Maj: yeah i don't like casinos
Maj: and paying to go to a casino?
Maj: plus
Maj: everyone knows what i look like now
omni: evo was like a month ago
omni: they forgot
Maj: yeah that's what i'm hoping
Maj: srk front page is annoying now
omni: can't say i disagree
Maj: why did they give that dumbass troll article 5000 hits?
omni: which?
Maj: http://shoryuken.com/content/misconcept ... enre-1389/
Maj: and every single day they're copying someone's twitter
Maj: tekken guy says he didn't like tekken movie!
Maj: front page news
omni: i love when the exact same pics are used on iplaywinner and srk
omni: i just assume they are all stolen from ipw
Maj: i'm annoyed enough to start my own one of these
Maj: majryuken.com
Maj: eventmajs.com
omni: iplaymaj.com
Maj: hahaha
Maj: for money
Maj: up front
Maj: igootecksmaj.com
omni: lolol

Haha we were hating on everything that day - OG status. You know what though? I really should go to one of Valle's gigs. As soon as i get up to date on these SF4 TACVs, that's what i'm doing.

omni: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif
Maj: hahaha
Maj: that'll get about a trillion views before the internet is over
Maj: too bad she doesn't have a name badge
Maj: roookie

Maj: pew pew girl is still the highlight of the day so far
omni: LOL
omni: i only bring you the best in the internet
Maj: much appreciated sir

[error1]

that's what the secret web site you're talking about, eventsrkhubipw.com

[Maj]

Well ... not exactly, but it might look similar at first glance. Mostly i just want to give VidOp another chance. Or rather, my imaginary version of VidOp that i saw in my mind when we started working on it. Anyway i don't want to get into it right now but it'll probably start out as another wordpress blog and we'll see where it goes from there. I'm trying to set it up this weekend so i'll show you guys a preview as soon as there's something to show.

That first conversation happened a week ago on the 13th, but i've been talking myself in and out of this project for a long time. (Pew pew girl conversation happened today.)

[Xenozip.]

<Baco> i'm gonna do sako infinite
<Baco> on dance pad
<Xenozip> hahahahaha
<Rithli> you have to film yourself
<Kajoq> rofl
<Kajoq> that would be epic

<Rithli> jedah needs sunglasses

<Rithli> I want a fortune cookie that says "stop holding up back." Unlucky numbers 7, 9, lucky numbers 1, 4.

[Xenozip.]

[8/20-18:31] <Kajoq1> I have a new strat VS bishamon lol
[8/20-18:32] <Kajoq1> jump back airdash HP x infinity
[8/20-18:32] <MightyMar> ?
[8/20-18:33] <Kajoq1> it works on ihira and psychotron
[8/20-18:33] <Kajoq1> even if they sit and block it
[8/20-18:33] <Kajoq1> they couldnt come up with an answer
[8/20-18:33] <Kajoq1> GC was whiffing
[8/20-18:33] <Kajoq1> tech hit just lets me do it again
[8/20-18:34] <MightyMar> hold on I'll pull up the good old hitbox viewer
[8/20-18:35] <Xenozip> :>
[8/20-18:35] <Xenozip> thats the spirit
[8/20-18:35] <Xenozip> rectangles and framez
[8/20-18:35] <MightyMar> thats right
[8/20-18:35] <MightyMar> can't let kajuke get away with that hehehehe
[8/20-18:36] <Rithli> kajockstrap
[8/20-18:40] <MightyMar> he can just jump up back and hit the hittable box
[8/20-18:40] <MightyMar> its really huge
[8/20-18:40] <MightyMar> or do back dash normals
[8/20-18:40] <Kajoq1> backdash normal isnt gonna cut it
[8/20-18:41] <MightyMar> backdash lk can hit it kajuke

After the set.

[8/20-18:47] <MightyMar> god I love that hitbox viewer
[8/20-18:47] <MightyMar> it was neutral jump lk
[8/20-18:48] <MightyMar> or jump back lk
[8/20-18:48] <MightyMar> cover it with empty chain
[8/20-18:48] <MightyMar> or do air fireball after
[8/20-18:48] <MightyMar> but yeah I hope you guys get every cps2 game
[8/20-18:48] <MightyMar> it really helps

later that day

[8/20-18:50] <Rithli> quiz nanairo dreams hitbox
[8/20-18:51] <Xenozip> oh yeah rithli? well............... PUZZLE FIGHTER HITBO--ohwait
[8/20-18:51] <Kajoq1> i already beat you to that joke xeno.

[onReload]

What we needs a damn QND translation...and I just can't read well enough to do it ;_;

[CPS2]

From here...

Notice how all it took to get that bitch on board with the idea was mentioning that she had to "twist the stick" and suddenly she was all "yeah, I could do that!" What a skank.

[Keiko]

From here...

Notice how all it took to get that bitch on board with the idea was mentioning that she had to "twist the stick" and suddenly she was all "yeah, I could do that!" What a skank.

Funny interview....but wtf with the SRK people?, is full of trolls now.

[CPS2]

There seems to be trolls everywhere, people even accused the girl from the radio show of trolling SF players, but I think she was just playing devil's advocate, pretending to be quickly convinced that SF is cool and so on.

They did a followup show yesterday, it went for over an hour just on their trip to GGs (an arcade / card shop in Sydney) including music breaks.

Poor girl tho, it's not a big radio show and she's not used to getting hateful comments on youtube and so on. After the show yesterday, it was clear she read the youtube comments...

[Maj]

MrWizard: someone needs to learn to count to 5
Maj: counting is for nerds

MrWizard: 1
MrWizard: 2
MrWizard: 3
MrWizard: 4
MrWizard: 5
Maj: choi incoming
Maj: maybe tonight
Maj: all i can say is
Maj: be happy it didn't break double digits
MrWizard: i dont care if you ask him 14 questions
MrWizard: just label it right
MrWizard: "14 questions with choi"
Maj: haha five questions sounds better
MrWizard: then only ask 5 questions

Two separate converstaions! Haha i don't think he appreciates my blatant disregard for numerical accuracy.

[error1]

you should call your next one 14 questions and then only ask 12. When he complains just say 14 is correct in Octal.

[Maj]

What happens is, i always start with 5 questions. Then sometimes i ask followups, like when an answer doesn't go deep enough or if it leads to another intriguing question or whatever. But if i was numbering them, the last one would still say "5)" so in my mind the framework is still five questions.

Anyway it's hard getting people to answer lots of questions, and it's hard getting to people to read long interviews. Calling it "five questions" solves both problems. It's not a lazy/accidental thing. Tactics!

[Rufus]

you should call your next one 14 questions and then only ask 12. When he complains just say 14 is correct in Octal.

Just call it "0xE questions with John Choi"

[Magnetro]

I like how it's me posting this quote. Talking with Maj.

Magnetro2k
(1:30:50 AM): but still, im re-watching variable atmosphere 2 right now
Just cause I dont' want to forget how crazy-good the video is. You know, after a while of not watching your things, you forget how much time and effort yout put into creating something
(1:31:53 AM): Also, while im saying these type of things. Someone asked me if i was going to do marvel3 combos and stuff. I think I responded with the best possible arrogantly-phrased line: I don't think MvC3 is worthy enough to be played by someone of my caliber.
(1:32:10 AM): I followed up w/ It's like trying to pour the nile river into a paper cup.
Maj (1:35:02 AM): i think it's better to imagine old videos rather than watching them, because then your self-praise isn't restricted by the oppressive limitations of reality - and mental playback is faster which gives your more time to craft prose worthy of your unrestrained appreciation of a true classic masterpiece
Magnetro2k 1:35 am
(1:35:54 AM): yeah, but when you see the video play in front of you, you are reminded of how difficult it was to achieve the clip in front of you and you realize that you made a huge video with footage that is beyond the quasi-human population's understanding of reality -- let alone video games.
(1:36:09 AM): you appreciate the magnitude of your own genius to the degree which cannot be understood by anyone except for yourself.
Maj 1:37 am
(1:37:58 AM): don't worry dude, when the terminators take over humanity and eradicate all traces of human existence, they'll look back on your videos and truly appreciate the magnitude of your genius to the degree worthy of genius of such magnitude
Magnetro2k 1:39 am
(1:39:58 AM): Well in the meantime, the only thing that someone at my level can do is try to bestow my genius onto the non-essentials (aka 09ers and beyond). By gracing their streamlined cognitive thinking with such unadulterated magnificence, i'll be able to open a generation's eyes to such beauty which can only be described as InventiveFlowivity.
Magnetro2k 1:42 am
(1:42:52 AM): The generation of under-humans which will inevitably watch my videos will be blown away by the magnitude of my genius that they'll want to become robotic-engineers as to imbue machines with cognitive thinking as deep as that which was presented in my videos -- so much that the machines will become self-aware. Basically, I'm going to be the reason the machines take over the planet. At least new jersey.
Maj 1:45 am
(1:45:41 AM): nice, good luck with all that

I'm really like that in person, btw.

[Maj]

I like how it's me posting this quote. Talking with Maj.

Sorry coach, i couldn't handle the heat. Hopefully someone will tag in for me and continue the arrogance duel where i left off.

[Magnetro]

Cuz Maj's post caused a new page -- Here is what he was responding to:

I like how it's me posting this quote. Talking with Maj.

Magnetro2k
(1:30:50 AM): but still, im re-watching variable atmosphere 2 right now
Just cause I dont' want to forget how crazy-good the video is. You know, after a while of not watching your things, you forget how much time and effort yout put into creating something
(1:31:53 AM): Also, while im saying these type of things. Someone asked me if i was going to do marvel3 combos and stuff. I think I responded with the best possible arrogantly-phrased line: I don't think MvC3 is worthy enough to be played by someone of my caliber.
(1:32:10 AM): I followed up w/ It's like trying to pour the nile river into a paper cup.
Maj (1:35:02 AM): i think it's better to imagine old videos rather than watching them, because then your self-praise isn't restricted by the oppressive limitations of reality - and mental playback is faster which gives your more time to craft prose worthy of your unrestrained appreciation of a true classic masterpiece
Magnetro2k 1:35 am
(1:35:54 AM): yeah, but when you see the video play in front of you, you are reminded of how difficult it was to achieve the clip in front of you and you realize that you made a huge video with footage that is beyond the quasi-human population's understanding of reality -- let alone video games.
(1:36:09 AM): you appreciate the magnitude of your own genius to the degree which cannot be understood by anyone except for yourself.
Maj 1:37 am
(1:37:58 AM): don't worry dude, when the terminators take over humanity and eradicate all traces of human existence, they'll look back on your videos and truly appreciate the magnitude of your genius to the degree worthy of genius of such magnitude
Magnetro2k 1:39 am
(1:39:58 AM): Well in the meantime, the only thing that someone at my level can do is try to bestow my genius onto the non-essentials (aka 09ers and beyond). By gracing their streamlined cognitive thinking with such unadulterated magnificence, i'll be able to open a generation's eyes to such beauty which can only be described as InventiveFlowivity.
Magnetro2k 1:42 am
(1:42:52 AM): The generation of under-humans which will inevitably watch my videos will be blown away by the magnitude of my genius that they'll want to become robotic-engineers as to imbue machines with cognitive thinking as deep as that which was presented in my videos -- so much that the machines will become self-aware. Basically, I'm going to be the reason the machines take over the planet. At least new jersey.
Maj 1:45 am
(1:45:41 AM): nice, good luck with all that

I'm really like that in person, btw.

[Maj]

In case anyone wasn't aware that Bas is a funny dude:

bas: i wanna go to usa
Maj: haha when?
Maj: and which city?
bas: when is next cvs2 big tournament
bas: ahaha
Maj: hahahaha i don't know
bas: evolution should have it
Maj: evolution is all new games now
bas: haha yea
bas: thats why i dont join now
bas: have to learn sf4 or mc
Maj: haha i think you can learn ssf4 easily
bas: i need all goukis set ups
bas: maybe watching tokido vids
Maj: or if you want
Maj: we can have a cvs2 tournament in omni's house
Maj: and invite all our friends
Maj: maybe 16-man tournament
bas: haha
bas: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
bas: ok me going
Maj: later sir
bas: drinking biiiiz
Maj: hahaha nice

bas: tired
Maj: what time is it?
bas: 3pm
Maj: hahaha why are you tired?
basg: haha just bored
Maj: ah yeah
Maj: me too
Maj: dan has no interesting combos
bas: hahah
bas: cause hes dan
Maj: haha yup
Maj: there's one good dan video
Maj: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWR9gGDr6zc
Maj: but he used all the good combos already
bas: bitches

Maj: i'm just curious what a bas tournament ssf4 match would look like
bas: hahah
bas: i think i use gouki for sure in ssf4
bas: but in ae i use of course yun
Maj: haha nice
Maj: yun is hella cheap
bas: too easy
bas: but
bas: since ae is only japan
bas: i dont think i play
Maj: i would be very surprised if AE wasn't on console before Evo
bas: ae will be console?
Maj: if you have friends at capcom, maybe you should ask them
Maj: because Ono keeps hinting that AE will be console
bas: haha
bas: anyway i will play ssf4 console
bas: since console is world wide now
Maj: yeah, it's almost the same thing anyway
bas: oh fuck
bas: 17:30 already
bas: getting ready for work 1h
Maj: haha ok
Maj: you speak english at work?
bas: yes
bas: hello bas speaking
bas: you wanna play cvs2 with me?
Maj: hahahaha nice
Maj: haha who calls you in english??
bas: random it engineers
Maj: what do they want?
bas: usually they request us to check circuit status
Maj: ah ok
Maj: cool
bas: but they are bit
Maj: hahahaha
Maj: americans?
bas: yes and all over the worlds
bas: asian hella
Maj: haha sorry if my people are rude
bas: hahah

Maj: what kind of job?
bas: jap/eng customer surpport for internet and datacenter provider
Maj: cool
bas: office is 24h/365d
Maj: crazy
Maj: so you work at night?
bas: yes
bas: sometimes
Maj: do you like the job?
bas: yea
bas: easy
bas: and good money
Maj: haha cool
Maj: more ramen!
bas: and co workers are very kind
Maj: do you play them in cvs2?
bas: hahah no
Maj: you should play them for money
bas: haha
bas: they know im the no1 cvs player
Maj: hahaha i see
Maj: i was going to say, you have to lose first
Maj: but if they already know, too late
bas: when we get long vacation
bas: we have to write the reason
bas: and i wrote the reason for"world tournament"
bas: haha
bas: and they like wth
Maj: hahahaha
Maj: that's awesome
bas: but i didnt know that schedule program is for all ppl of that office
bas: haha
bas: so all office ppl know im the top player now
bas: haha

bas: sups
bas: omni is playing mc3
Maj: i think he said he played it a little bit
bas: yes
bas: he plays at his office
bas: top worker

bas: bit
Maj: sup sir
bas: back home from work
bas: and 10h later work again
Maj: crazy
bas: yep
bas: im work slave
bas: thats why i dont play ssf4
Maj: hahaha
bas: and omni is bit
Maj: why?
bas: he didnt reply my message and keep playing mc3 at work
Maj: hahaha
bas: he wants to win evo
bas: will be top player
Maj: you have to beat him
bas: ok easy

Yup, he talks shit pretty much constantly. And in case anyone's still wondering, i can confirm that "bitch" is indeed bas' favorite English word.

[onReload]

<[maroc]-Replace> nooob freezer kick your ass always
<[maroc]-Replace> and you wane talk about kof
<[maroc]-Replace> a noob
<[maroc]-Replace> you can not even beat freezer
<[maroc]-Replace> fucing noob
<onReload> so...would you say this guy's a noob?
<[maroc]-Replace> yes
<[maroc]-Replace> beginners

I walked in on some trash talk in the KOF 2002 room, in GGPO. He then challenged me, which frightened me...until he turned out to be awful. I mean really, really awful.

<[maroc]-Replace> fucking beginners
<[maroc]-Replace> com play me arcade
<Mexfree> quien reta
<[maroc]-Replace> fucking beginners
<onReload> ok where is your arcade
<[maroc]-Replace> at your mother
<[maroc]-Replace> bitchs
<onReload> wait my mom has a 2002 machine?
<[maroc]-Replace> come to a arcade cabinat
<onReload> what the helll
<[maroc]-Replace> than whe playkof
<onReload> ok, wherever there's a 2002 machine i'd love to play
<bartit> hhhhhhh

[Raine]

<deadman> I AM GGPO CAPTAIN deadman... 98高手 COMEON!

[Keiko]

Hahaha i laugh a lot with bas, he seems to be that kind of guy who can quickly become one of my best friends in real life.

[Ryukenden]

http://i.imgur.com/eS73D.png

Whole conversation http://pastebin.com/EQEdZ1RA

[Doopliss]

You could get him arrested if you wanted to with that XD

[Don Vecta]

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1343 ... stlolz.png

Whole conversation http://pastebin.com/EQEdZ1RA

lol, he's so full of piss and vinegar...

[onReload]

Haha I shouldn't have started on the shit-talking, some of this is just sad and not funny